Someone bring me to hell :/

1. Someone stabs you in the back [LITERALLY]:
DI NA SIGURO AKO MAKAKAPAGSALITA SA LAGAY NA YON, DIBA /:)

2. Katy Perry kisses you:
UH, HELLO?

3.You accidentally shoot your math teacher:
OH NO. RAMOS! :s

4. You trip in front of your crush:
SORRY LANG.

5. You hear your favorite song in church:
HA?

6. You send the btchy message to the person you are talking about:
TAPOS?

7. You are classmates with all your exes:
FRIENDS KAMI. >:P

8. You win 1,000,000 pesos:
BLOW OUUUUUUUUT! \:D/

9. Your mother tells you you are a contestant in Wowowee:
YUUUUUCK! WAG NA NO.

10. Your bikini rips:
OY! @!#$%^&*

11. You drop your phone in the toilet:
@!#$%^&* !!!!

12. An agent asks you to be the lead actress in a TV series:
SUS. BOLA. /:)

13. Your best friend asks you to pose with her in FHM:
LUL! GUSTO MONG MA KICK-OUT TAYO? /:)

14. Your most embarrasing pic gets uploaded in Multiply and you CAN'T delete it:
COMMENT KAYO!! \:D/

15. You fail every subject:
TAMA NA LORD! PLEASE! ASDFGHJKL;;

16. Your mom disowns you:
ABAA. :|

17. You're adopted and Victoria Beckham is your real mother:
WHERE'S MY DADDY? :D =P~

18. Your father is cheating on your mom with your teacher:
TEACHER, TAASAN MO GRADES KO OH =))))))

19. A celebrity kisses you:
BAKA NAMAN CHEEKS LANG YAN /:)

20. You accidentally swallow a whole bottle of shampoo:
AAAAACCKKK!!